Can Fags go to Heaven?

If they can't, that must mean that God hates fags, right? The good Christian folk at Westboro Baptist Churchbelieve this to be true, and they put it right out there.

You should really check it out - the level of hate spewed out by these self-proclaimed Christians is astonishing. I'm just making an educated inference, but were He to check out that website, WWJD? "Christ wept".........

Not that the hatemongers at Westboro Baptist are unique - homosexuals are not welcome in the Mormon Church, either. And not only are they not able to attain the upper levels of the Celestial Kingdom, they are not able to be members in communion of Jesus Christ's only true Church in this world. (But we love them anyway.....I suppose).

I suppose that homosexuals are in good company - the ranks of those not going to heaven are pretty large - Muslims, Hindus, Atheists, Buddhists, and Jews are also not going to pass through the pearly gates. Does this mean I'll have to spend the eternities without access to a good cup of Chai or a meal comprised of other than tater tots, velveeta, jello, and mini-marshmallows?